I could make jokes about this all day, so before I do, please bear in mind that this is actually a pretty good idea: Australian company Simativa has developed underwear that texts when you poop.
I can explain, I swear.
The SIMsystem, as itâ€™s officially known, is actually targeted at the elderly (SIM is Smart Incontinence Management) and lets caregivers know via SMS message when itâ€™s time to get their hands dirty. It can even broadcast the â€˜eventâ€™ over a facilityâ€™s entire paging system. Classy.
The diagram below shows you how it works, though I suppose itâ€™s pretty self-explanitory.
Oh, wait, hang on -
[ brb, poop, lol ]
[Via The Internet Database]