Weta Legs: A Dummies Guide To Public Indignity

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Do you ever wonder why more people don’t make fun of you? Do you long to be insulted more, to be the butt of more of your friends jokes? Do you wish you could be stared at, mocked and ridiculed at even more social engagements? I have just the thing for you.

Weta Legs are designed for people with too much money and too much self confidence. Apparently there is a need for prosthetic limbs that lengthen your legs and give you the appearance of being a mythical creature, like the Minotaur or the Meganerd.

With absolutely no useful or worthwhile purpose other than for costume parties or theatrical props, the Weta Legs don’t come cheap – it’ll cost you nearly $1000 to reach the pinnacle of public humiliation.

Perhaps I’m judging too harshly. I never really got into World of Warcraft, but I understand people take it pretty seriously. If your girlfriend is the type that gets turned on when you bust out your magic wand, maybe these lofty limb lengtheners could be your very own Viagra.

Source: DVICE

Written by Toby Leftly

Toby is a Mac nerd, a hardware nerd and a web nerd, rolled into one. You can find him at accentmedia.ca or on Twitter.
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tydunitz
May 3rd, 2010 at 5:07 am

I can see that sparkle in your eye, Toby. There is nothing more awesome than this, and you damn well know it.

 

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