...And They Never Made Real Phone Calls Again.

And the peasants rejoiced; For iOS4 was released, and so did it support multiple tasks; And Steven smiled, for it was good. And for a time, it was good.

And then, so too did come Skype v2.0.1, and so it did support the multiple tasks; And it did threaten with a totally scary voice, “[Skype 2.0.1] supports multitasking. This means you can receive Skype calls while other apps are running, even when your iPhone is locked.” And the peasants rejoiced; for this could essentially all but replace their regular phone service, on top of making cheap international calls. And thus did this ring true; For Skype cast asunder its 3G fee, making free its calls once more; And the peasants rejoiced, for this was good.

And high atop a hill, those with iPads did too rejoice; For they knew that Steven smiled and would bless them with iOS4 real soon and junk; And so would this mean free calls forever with Skype v2.0.1.

And it was more than good, it was rad.

F**k, remind me not to type like that again. Goddamn nightmare.
Written by Ty Dunitz

Ty is an illustrator who stays up too late, and has to wear glasses. You can follow him on Twitter if you want to (@glitchritual), but he's just gonna throw your stupid PR crap in the garbage, so don't email him.
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