Alien Pez Dispenser Destroys Your Childhood… In the Best Way

Today is Toronto’s FanExpo. In celebration of utter geekdom for all, I present to you this day the Alien Pez dispenser – the most terrifying candy delivery system ever released. Childhood: ruined. Designed by Peter Davidson, I have never in my life wanted a Pez dispenser more than this one. And that’s saying something. I’m not even a fan of the franchise.

What? Don’t give me that look – I’m already nerd levels of enthusiastic for a million other franchises. It’s exhausting work! Somebody else can have Alien.

But if you’re an avid Pez collector, don’t start eBaying just yet – unfortunately, there are no current plans to bring this rad dude to mass production. But frankly, I think Pez would be stupid not to. They’d make a killing.

Get it? Killing? …That was weak. Sorry.

By tydunitz

Ty is an illustrator who stays up too late, and has to wear glasses. You can follow him on Twitter if you want to (@glitchritual), but he's just gonna throw your stupid PR crap in the garbage, so don't email him.

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