You Can't Block the Zuck Rush

You Can't Block the Zuck Rush

You’re obvs friends (the Facebook kind, obvs) with Mark Zuckerberg. Zuck’s a pretty fly dude. Runs a little internet startup or something. But sometimes, Zuck gets irritating. He’s always status updating, about everything. Those passive-agressive song lyrics directed at someone you don’t like that you’re passing off as a status update are getting real annoying, Mark. Hell, now that the guy’s got Facebook Places, it’s only gonna get worse.

So sometimes, you wanna block Zuck. You want to post something nasty on his wall and retreat to the safe haven of blockitude. Well, grow a pair! Man up! Just do it! Guy’s got like a zillion friends, he won’t notice for weeks!

Oh, wait. You can’t.

Upon trying to block Zuckerberg, Facebook users are met with the message “General Block failed error: Block failed”. Zuck’s gonna talk, and you’re gonna listen. No matter what. Man, you’d think he ran the place or something.

In all seriousness, I wonder why the message doesn’t just say “I’m CEO, bitch“.

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Ty Dunitz

Ty is an illustrator who stays up too late, and has to wear glasses. You can follow him on Twitter if you want to (@glitchritual), but he's just gonna throw your stupid PR crap in the garbage, so don't email him.

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