Nike’s DeLorean Shoes Are a Total Magnet for BttF Jokes

This is heavy, guys. Okay, um, where to begin…

– The way I see it, if you’re gonna build a time machine into a pair of shoes, why not do it with some style?

– If my calculations are correct, when these babies hit eighty-eight miles per hour… you’re gonna see some serious shit.

– Sidewalks? Where we’re going, we don’t need sidewalks.

Wow, this is actually a million times harder than I thought. I’m just gonna leave it. I’m sure there’s an auto-lacing shoe joke in there somewhere, but these don’t do that. They still look fly as all hell, though. Maybe even… McFly? Yeah? Yeah? No? Never mind.

The box even has little gull-wing doors. Adorable.

By tydunitz

Ty is an illustrator who stays up too late, and has to wear glasses. You can follow him on Twitter if you want to (@glitchritual), but he's just gonna throw your stupid PR crap in the garbage, so don't email him.

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