This is heavy, guys. Okay, um, where to begin…
- The way I see it, if you’re gonna build a time machine into a pair of shoes, why not do it with some style?
- If my calculations are correct, when these babies hit eighty-eight miles per hour… you’re gonna see some serious shit.
- Sidewalks? Where we’re going, we don’t need sidewalks.
Wow, this is actually a million times harder than I thought. I’m just gonna leave it. I’m sure there’s an auto-lacing shoe joke in there somewhere, but these don’t do that. They still look fly as all hell, though. Maybe even… McFly? Yeah? Yeah? No? Never mind.
The box even has little gull-wing doors. Adorable.