In Case You're Still Waiting For a White iPhone: Keep Waiting

Ty Dunitz December 6 Apple

According to the fine print on new placards showing up in Apple stores, the white iPhone is headed to a waiting hand near you… this coming spring, as photomographed by 9to5Mac.

This is, of course, assuming your waiting hand is still in fact waiting for a white iPhone 4. I’ve heard of diehard fans waiting for particular iterations of a product before, but frankly, if you’ve held out for a version of a cellular phone this long – just so you can get dirt in all the crevices and quickly turn it into a brown iPhone 4 – then I have nothing but praise for your clearly iron will. You are an epic man/woman with whom no one should mess.

Interestingly, there are still no cluse as to why the iPhone in white is so damn late; surely Apple doesn’t honestly expect an explosion of sales all over again – no one I know is that excited about it. What about you?

Written by Ty Dunitz

Ty is an illustrator who stays up too late, and has to wear glasses. You can follow him on Twitter if you want to (@glitchritual), but he's just gonna throw your stupid PR crap in the garbage, so don't email him.
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