In case you had no idea what you were going to do this weekend, here's a suggestion: popcorn. With lasers. But not just any lasers: Arctic Spyder blue lasers, the kind that if flippantly horsed around with, you could very literally unweld your retina from the back of your eye. Then you'd just have a floaty retina bobbing around in eye goo. And some unpopped popcorn. And nobody wants that. So if you're going to try this, do be careful.
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@tydunitzArtist & Writer
Ty is an illustrator who stays up too late and must wear glasses.
