Every Man On Earth Will Want This Thing

I’m not sure whether or not to believe what I’m seeing, but if what I’m seeing is true, this is huge for men. I know what it is like to be a man — primarily because I am one — and I know what it is like when you rub your hands over your face or head and you know time it is. You know that it is time for a shave. And if you’re anything like me, you hate this moment dearly. But what if we no longer had to worry about such a thing.

(I know that this is probably fake, and I’m heading to the patent office right now.)