Many claim he has a reality distortion field around him that takes whatever he really says and converts it into something that people instantly and unequivocally believe. Others claim that he is an android from the future, someone who doesn’t really exist in this world but who is controlled by super-intelligent beings who know exactly what to make him say.
If there was any doubt to his humanity, it can be wiped away by the video below. Claiming to be the first televised shot of Apple’s Chosen One, this video depicts a stark opposite to the calm and composed icon of geekdom. Steve Jobs, preparing for an interview, ready to throw up at any given moment.
He is human. At least he once was.
Who would doubt this douche is human??