Weta Legs: A Dummies Guide To Public Indignity
Do you ever wonder why more people don’t make fun of you? Do you long to be insulted more, to be the butt of more of your friends jokes? Do you wish you could be stared at, mocked and ridiculed at even more social engagements? I have just the thing for you. Weta Legs are designed for people with too much money and too much self confidence. Apparently there is a need for prosthetic limbs that lengthen your legs and give you the appearance of being a mythical creature, like the Minotaur or the Meganerd. With absolutely no useful or worthwhile purpose other than for costume parties or theatrical props, the…