Your Halloween Costume Will Never Be As Ambitious As This. Ever.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0pucbRCRHxk[/youtube] Oh, hey, I just realized I’m an inconsiderate jerk, and never asked you how your Halloween was. How’d it go? Good haul? See more Batmans this year? You didn’t go as Heath Ledger’s Joker again, did you? Good, that would’ve just been stupid. Stupid though your costume may or mayn’t have been, though, it… Continue reading Your Halloween Costume Will Never Be As Ambitious As This. Ever.

How To Make a Juno iBurger Mobile Phone

Nothing screams hipster like anything from “Juno”, most notably her iconic hamburger phone. Now, you too can haz Juno hamburger, if you are ready and willing to transform your iPhone into a hamburger phone. Its creator, Karen, wanted to be Juno for Halloween, and came up with the crafty idea to burger up her Iphone… Continue reading How To Make a Juno iBurger Mobile Phone

Zombie Reports Track the Coming Undead Apocalypse

With Halloween a mere 36 hours away, sightings of unsavoury creatures of all manner will be on the rise, and it’s integral that the ballyhoo caused by their appearance is kept under control. Perhaps the greatest threat of all, though, is zombies. No, really. What, you thought it was vampires or something? Have you seen… Continue reading Zombie Reports Track the Coming Undead Apocalypse

Halloween’s Most Popular Costume? Pirates!

Halloween is approaching, and boy do we have a treat for you. It appears that not only are pirates the most used costume during Halloween, but they are also the most heavy users of Internet traffic with BitTorrent. Coincidence? I think not! Halloween is a time of mischief and scary things. In the eyes of… Continue reading Halloween’s Most Popular Costume? Pirates!

No Pirates, Princesses, or Pokémon, Please

What’s your kid wearing for Halloween? He’s not going as Batman, is he? I see, like, a trillion child Batmans running around every Halloween, all wearing that foam (plastic?) muscle bib chestplate deal, with snowpants so they don’t catch a cold. Parents, your child isn’t going to catch a cold. He’s the goddamned Batman. Anyway,… Continue reading No Pirates, Princesses, or Pokémon, Please

Weta Legs: A Dummies Guide To Public Indignity

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tx6ej0Vh7HE[/youtube] Do you ever wonder why more people don’t make fun of you? Do you long to be insulted more, to be the butt of more of your friends jokes? Do you wish you could be stared at, mocked and ridiculed at even more social engagements? I have just the thing for you. Weta Legs… Continue reading Weta Legs: A Dummies Guide To Public Indignity