It can be a lonely life for creepy guys. Who do you have to talk to when you’re stuck up in a tree looking at some girl through binoculars? No one! Who’s going to bail you out when you get caught rifling through your ex-girlfriend’s garbage? No one! Well creepy dudes, your salvation is here. The Wii LovePress is a Wii game that could be the salvation of creepy guys who want to ditch the binoculars and just stay in for the night. The “game” uses the Wii Balance Board to allow “gamers” to massage a virtual girl in the “game”. Characters even respond with phrases such as “No, I believe you are gentle…” or “Stop!…