Everyone knows the perfect gift for any geek is the USB coffee cup warmer. I personally have over 75 of them, gifts from family and friends who don’t understand that geeks are human beings, not just coffee-drinking computer addicts. The days of warming only a cup are over. The Brainwave is a microwave. That plugs into a USB port. Crazy though it seems, this has never been done before. The USB microwave is an invention that will have geeks cheering and chefs bawling, but one thing is now certain: The days of getting up from your desk to prepare lunch are over. But wait. If your mind wasn’t already boggled,…

So many Techi readers enjoyed the last iPad destruction clip, when we showed you the iPad being ground down to shrapnel in a blender we simply can’t resist bringing you this all-new Apple iProduct destruction meme – iPad in a microwave. Sure, the video clip is too long, but skip forward to 3:30 for the microwaving and 6:30 for Apple product fireworks, and if you work at Google or Adobe perhaps it will make your morning swing. …

So I decide to cook something in my microwave that takes 4:52 to cook and look, Chocolate Rain by Tay Zonday comes up on the screen. Life is good. The CastOver developed by researchers at Keio University in Japan features a 10.4 inch screen instead of a window on your microwave. It runs Adobe Air and will grab videos from your internet and with the built in intelligence, pulls videos close to or exactly the length of the time you put on the microwave. Slowly our kitchen appliances are turning into quite the smart technology. I can see the day where we put food in our microwave in the morning, and with our…