These laptops sure are warm, aren’t they? Mine gets absolutely unbearable sometimes. Turns out, perhaps unsurprisingly, that the intense heat could have an adverse effect on the contents of your… you know, nethers. Reuters reports, in the no-nonsense frowny-faced way that only Reuters can, on a study which sought conclusive results on the effects of laptop heat on sperm quality. That’s right. Somewhere, there is a man getting paid more than you are to provide data on ball temperature. Think about that for a second. Long story short, it turns out warm nuts are unhappy nuts. “Millions and millions…