Sometimes, processor speed isn’t everything. Sometimes you want something kitschy and slow, that moves at 8 or fewer frames per second. You know how hipsters listen to cassette tapes for no other reason than they suck more than MP3s? This is like that, but more iPad-y. Ukrainian artist Svetlana Shokhanova has done a bang-up job of recreating the iPad experience with nothing but plasticine and a cute, shuffly indie tune, and the result is something I honestly wish we could see without the aid of stop-motion technology. honestly, tactile screens can’t come fast enough….