Okay, so the LEGO thing has been played out over the Internet for far too much, and I might have contributed, but there is just something about LEGOs that I can’t get over. It just takes you back to a time when everything was so much simpler. Unfortunately, the idea of turning LEGOs into soap bars might be taking it a bit too far. However, I have a hot tip from an anonymous source who informs me that this soap does offer powerful scrubbing action! If you can read German, you can buy it here….

You’re a tech geek. You’re dirty from logging 20 hours a day in your bedroom/office/cubicle/basement in front of things with screens. Dude, you need a bath. Now, I hear your complaints: ‘regular soap is so… un-tech!’ Yeah, I hear that. But last time I attempted to simply blast my naked self with compressed LCD cleaner, it didn’t work so well. An alternative would have to be found. However, thanks to the dude (or dudette? I suffer from geek gender bias – I admit it and I’m sorry) at Two Eggplants, we can finally scrape away the layers of filth keeping the ladies at bay and enjoy a rich social life, all…

Lets face it, clean is cool. The only thing cooler than clean is Star Wars, so following some simple arithmetic we can deduce that a bar of soap molded in the shape of Han Solo trapped in Carbonite as seen in Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back equals absolute pure awesome. Available at Luxury Lane Soap, the Solo Scrub is the epitome of what we believe in at Techi.com – awesome, nerdy and fresh to boot. At 4.2″ x 2.25″ and 1″ thick, the soap should last a while, but even better, while a side effect of being frozen in carbonite for Han Solo was temporarily blindness, this bar of soap is fragrance-free and made…