If you completely understand this watch, you’re a geek

There are memes out there that make fun of people who pretend to be geeks because “geek is chic” in 2011. In many cases, it has given the real geeks of the world a bad name. Thanks to the good folks at Uncommongoods, you can keep a good test on your wrist at all times.… Continue reading If you completely understand this watch, you’re a geek

A Bluetooth Timepiece to Absolutely Baffle the Crap Out of You

Hey, wanna look like a time traveller? That’s a stupid question, yes you do. This here thing what you’re looking at is not an ancient Atlantean technomantic power talisman, but a goddamn watch. A watch! Okay, yeah, it does other things too – things like act as a Bluetooth headset for your phone, a remote… Continue reading A Bluetooth Timepiece to Absolutely Baffle the Crap Out of You

Thrifty Phone Watch Distracts People in a Whole New Way

The Thrifty Phone Watch – because we don’t already have enough gadgets that keep us distracted from important work and other tasks throughout the day. Apparently as technology advances, people are getting lazier and need a device that’s with them at all times. You don’t even have to hold this one, so bonus! The futuristic… Continue reading Thrifty Phone Watch Distracts People in a Whole New Way

Ghetto Blaster Necklace Watch is Functional, Retro-tastic

The funny thing about tech geeks is that, while most of the time we’re all about the latest and greatest, we also occasionally love us some retro nostalgia. Whether pixelated images of Sonic the Hedgehog or the bleeps of an Apple II, we like to look back on the technology and style of the past.… Continue reading Ghetto Blaster Necklace Watch is Functional, Retro-tastic

Face-Meltingly Awesome Twitter Watch Renders Your Rolex Totally Unclassy

I’m a total freak for Twitter. It’s the greatest thing to happen to the internet in ages, and I wish I had it on me at all times. I’d get an iPhone app, but the hell if I’m paying an iPhone-sized monthly bill. Fortunately for me, the designers at Tokyoflash are working on an alternative… Continue reading Face-Meltingly Awesome Twitter Watch Renders Your Rolex Totally Unclassy

Detroit Clock City

Detroit used to make cars, now they make auto-inspired watches. In a classic example of life imitating art imitating life, Equipe Watches, based in Detroit, makes watches with a distinctive, if inexplicable vehicular theme. With product names like ‘BUMPER’, ‘CHASSIS’ and ‘HEADLIGHT’, it’s clear that Equipe has been huffing gas fumes for quite some time.… Continue reading Detroit Clock City