In the war against zombies, the humans might be losing, but “The Avalaunche” might help sway the tide back into our favor, assuming all other weapon choices are exhausted. This bad boy packs the punch of a 20 mm steel ball — six of them, I might add, which fire at the same time. It’s sure to cause some serious damage to anything that stands in its path. So get out of the way!…

Before today, I didn’t know about Bacon Day, but henceforth, I will never forget. It turns out those celebrating this obviously-best meat-based holiday like to celebrate by doing things like construct weapons from their favourite cuts of flesh-of-the-innocent. Here, we have a rocket launcher made of bacon. A rocket launcher made of bacon. A rocket launcher made of bacon. At 36 inches, this is some serious hardware, sending sausages (what else?) flying at high velocities by the power of 8 AA batteries alone. Awesome. You’d be disappointed if I hadn’t brought a video, but I’m not in the business…

The only online April Fool’s joker that can compete with crowned prankster kings Google and Blizzard Entertainment has got to be IGN. While this isn’t the most believable prank you’ll see today, it’s the only one you’ll be singing to yourself for the next week. Possibly best-remembered for their 2008 Legend of Zelda movie trailer, which had the entire online gaming community convulsing in celebration before realizing it was all a beautiful lie, IGN brings you a sneak peek at Halo: The Bollywood Movie. I wish a big company like Microsoft would have a laugh and actually fund something…