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Death-Fearing Millionaire Commissions Immortal Robot – No, Really

Death-Fearing Millionaire Commissions Immortal Robot – No, Really

If you're not good and rested, take a nap before continuing with this article - because you're never gonna sleep...

It’s A Tough Jobs, But Somebody’s Gotta Do It

It’s A Tough Jobs, But Somebody’s Gotta Do It

These days, Big Steve (that's Jobs, for anyone who hasn't figured out my schtick yet) is considered by and large...

Have We Already Been To Mars?

Have We Already Been To Mars?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Isc5cKwi3GU Watch this. Study it. Chew on it for awhile. I'll let the original source say his piece. I was...

iPhone 4 Launches with Some Big Boo-Boos

iPhone 4 Launches with Some Big Boo-Boos

So I heard there was, like, some kinda phone or something being released today. Bunch of people are in line,...

I’m Drivin’ It: California Ponders Ad-Supported Electronic License Plates

I’m Drivin’ It: California Ponders Ad-Supported Electronic License Plates

California must really be strapped for cash. In a move to generate some revenue, the state is considering a bill...

Facebook, The Movie: This Holiday Season?

Facebook, The Movie: This Holiday Season?

Gear up for the white knuckle thrill ride of the holiday season that will speak to the soul of every...

Insert Classless Joke About ‘Computers’ and ‘Running’

Insert Classless Joke About ‘Computers’ and ‘Running’

Gabriel Dishaw knows what beef is. Culling tech refuse for old circuit boards, processors, and other obsolete throw-away-ables, Gabe recombobulates...

Yahoo Bags Beckham for World Cup Coverage – This Is Good, Right?

Yahoo Bags Beckham for World Cup Coverage – This Is Good, Right?

Oh, Yahoo, you're this, you're that, you're everything and nothing. What are you up to now? Uh... David Beckham, you...

Pray to Jobs with Stained Glass Motherboards

Pray to Jobs with Stained Glass Motherboards

Straight outta the Church of Obsolescence comes Dan Beville, stonemason and apparent architect for the Cult of Holy Tech. Having...

Your Monday Afternoon Ego Boost

Your Monday Afternoon Ego Boost

Little is more satisfying to today's Twitterwhore than the gathering of followers; I know I for one am certainly guilty....

Japan Turns the World Cup Sci-Fi

Japan Turns the World Cup Sci-Fi

Man, you continually have to give Japan credit - now it's got its sights on the World Cup, and those...

This Week in Robots: Japanese Couple Says ‘iDo’

This Week in Robots: Japanese Couple Says ‘iDo’

Techi is honor-bound to offer you totally rad (and routinely bizarre) things to read about, and I for one don't...

Go Vook Yourself, Man

Go Vook Yourself, Man

I’m not going to make a joke about how nobody reads books anymore. But I might end up making some...