iPhone Users Have More Sex Than Android Users

Ty Dunitz August 11 Mobile

Hey, before you get all huffy over the headline, don’t call me an Apple fanboy. I don’t own an iPhone, and I’m not the one making this claim, yo. But allegedly, it’s true. According to a

Apparently, according to the findings, 30-year-old iPhone users have twice as many sexual partners on average as 30-year-old Android users. Additionally, an age-to-partners graph indicated that iPhone users consistently lead in… er… number of conquests. The data is part of a more extensive study OKCupid did on determining the science behind one’s dating site photograph – that they were able to determine how many people were getting laid by how many other people was simply a side effect. Also, creepy.

So is this true, or suspect? Does your brand of phone really help you get freaky, or are iPhone users just the quickest to brag about their conquests? Or lie about their conquests? Does your phone really matter when it comes to getting the ladies (or the men)?

Written by Ty Dunitz

Ty is an illustrator who stays up too late, and has to wear glasses. You can follow him on Twitter if you want to (@glitchritual), but he's just gonna throw your stupid PR crap in the garbage, so don't email him.
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#1
Geoff Dillard
August 12th, 2010 at 6:08 pm

It is official, there is a poll for everything now. Seriously, who has the time to do such things and how accurate do you think they are any way/

 
 
#2
tikoro
August 17th, 2010 at 12:37 pm

So wait..iPhone users are sluttier than the rest of the world?

 

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