Who amongst us, the cognoscenti and intelligentsia of the world, hasn’t dreamed of doing something as incredible, sweeping and artful as melting a door with a lightsaber?
Fine, maybe that’s a dream limited to a few basement-dwelling nerds. But at least we now have bookends for our dreams! (Ooh, unintentional puns FTW!)
New to the Star Wars shop is a pair of bookends that display what it might look like to have a lightsaber piercing through your collection of books, comics or DVDs. Dedicated fans will note, of course, that the lightsaber blade (which lights up) is red, meaning that it probably belongs to someone whose name starts with the word ‘Darth’.
Besides, you didn’t think that Luke or Obi-Wan would just go around destroying people’s book collections, did you? They’re Jedis! Oh ye of such little faith.
The bookends run for $49.99 and is available to order now.