Obama to Meet with Jobs, Zuckerberg, and Schmidt: Will the World Tilt on Thursday?

Feb 17 by JD Rucker | 4 comments

Steve Jobs, Mark Zuckerberg, and Eric Schmidt walk into a bar. The bartender says, “Hey, I’m Barack Obama.”

Not funny? That’s because it wasn’t really a joke. The setting will likely not be a bar, but the four leaders of arguably the most influential entities in the world will be meeting on Thursday with other business leaders in San Francisco. Will the sheer gravity of the event tilt the world on its axis?

Throw in GE CEO Jeffrey Immelt and it just might happen.

“The president and the business leaders will discuss our shared goal of promoting American innovation, and discuss his commitment to new investments in research and development, education and clean energy,” a White House official said.

As the President pushes his State of the Union vision of increased innovation and technological advancements, the key players will gather to hear his “pitch.”

Our only question: Where’s Steve Ballmer?

Update: It looks like The Oatmeal answered our question.

WRITTEN BY JD RUCKER

JD is President of Hasai, Inc, a Social Media Firm, Director of New Media for TK Carsites, an Automotive SEO firm, and Editor at Soshable, a Social Media Marketing Blog.

COMMENTS
  • StangoTango

    Im sure he bored them with a speech!

  • Burn0u7

    Hahahahaha now that’s the funniest shit i’ve seen in a while. Good one Oatmeal! This is why you rule!

    +40,000 cool points

  • techi reader

    “new investments in research and development, education and clean energy” … Cuz we all now how generous Apple is with money!
    So what is Mr. Greedy really doing there??

    - Mark, your making the people more social!?
    - And Eric, you’re letting them search and find eachother..
    - Steve, you eeh. You’re then suing them for something stupid.
    - Okay, all set then!

    *hahah*

  • Daniel

    I’d much rather see Sergey Brin & Larry Page than Eric Schmidt in that meeting.