Aerofex Hover Bike: shut up and take my money

I don't care if it's untested. I don't care if it appears unstable even when going slower than I can job. I don't care that it's bulky, ugly, and probably at least a little bit dangerous (even for a bike). None of this matters. Shut up and take my money. Please. According to News.com.au:

It has already had manned flights of up to 15ft at 50km/h, weaving through trees, buildings and under bridges. And these Mojave Desert test flights have been dominated by caution - not exploring the true limits of its capabilities.