Ride a rickety roller coaster without standing in line. Stay on the Ferris wheel as long as you darn want. Woo someone special with a romantic row around a swamp. It will only cost you 1.62 million euros ($2.2 million) to make an abandoned Berlin amusement park all yours. Yep, Spreepark is now for sale on eBay. Granted, it’s been closed for more than a decade ever since its former manager used “The Flying Carpet” ride equipment to smuggle cocaine in and out of Germany.