This toaster lets you put a selfie on a piece of toast

As I crunched my toast this morning I realised that something was missing. Yes, that something was definitely a picture of my face. On my toast. Because, well, why not right in these deeply narcissistic times? The selfie toaster, then, ought to make many a narcissists breakfast even better. As the LA times reported, a company called “Burned Impressions” in Vermont, America, have invented a toaster that burns an image of your face onto your slice of bread for a cool price of $75. The company also specialises in Jesus toasters and Rapture toasters in case you were interested in making a quick buck on Ebay on the side. Some media outlets are calling it the end of times that people would want a toaster that puts a photo of themselves on to their slice of sourdough in the morning. But we’re not entirely convinced it’s the worst present you could receive.