New Service Ends Relationships For You Because Being a Grown-Up is Hard

Remember the old days? When there was no internet, and only four channels on TV, asbestos in your walls and you actually had to break up with your partners face-to-face? How primitive, right?!

Thankfully, here in the future, you can now employ the services of a website like breakupeasy.com to end your relationships for you.

The, um, forward-thinking site lets you send break up messages via SMS, Facebook or email, even helpfully offering a list of reasons for the break-up, which range from things like ‘didn’t make enough time for you’ to ‘gave you an STD’. (Um, what?)

Such a great idea, right? I mean, who wants to speak to someone in person and deal with all those emotions and junk?! And all those long drawn out conversations where you figure out what went wrong and hug the person and tell the person you love them but it just won’t work? Pfft. That’s too damn adult. Apparently.