It is not easy being a Disney Princess you know, it takes a lot of work to get glammed up and find the prince of your dreams. Singing is a must, or you will go bust, since it is the Disney way.
How about finding sometime throughout your day to teach a song or two so a Princess can sing along with you, but wait, what’s that? What possibly could go wrong? *quivers while bites on perfectly groomed nails*
What if you’re a Princess Organa of Alderaan?
Hush, it’s okay, the Disney Princesses will become like sister wives to the Princess known as Leia. The Disney ladies will take her under their wing and teach her how to sing.
In a house within the hills we will lock her, yes the girl who was born as Leia Amidala Skywalker, yet later known as Leia Organa Solo… (Please don’t let any of the Dwarves yell out “YOLO”)
Ariel, Cinderella, Snow White, Belle, Aurora teaching Leia, how quaint, the princesses that now make up the Disney Kingdom, will she wear a cape, a dress? Or fur? Will she find her prince, a castle a ring?
Perhaps they may just get a surprise, for Princess Leia doesn’t sing. What was Lucas thinking?
Let’s just hope that Solo will sing so low that they can’t hear her.
