Ty Dunitz Ty is an illustrator who stays up too late and must wear glasses. You can follow him on Twitter if you want to (@glitchritual), but he's just gonna throw your stupid PR crap in the garbage, so don't email him.

…And They Never Made Real Phone Calls Again.

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And the peasants rejoiced; For iOS4 was released, and so did it support multiple tasks; And Steven smiled, for it was good. And for a time, it was good.

And then, so too did come Skype v2.0.1, and so it did support the multiple tasks; And it did threaten with a totally scary voice, “[Skype 2.0.1] supports multitasking. This means you can receive Skype calls while other apps are running, even when your iPhone is locked.” And the peasants rejoiced; for this could essentially all but replace their regular phone service, on top of making cheap international calls. And thus did this ring true; For Skype cast asunder its 3G fee, making free its calls once more; And the peasants rejoiced, for this was good.

And high atop a hill, those with iPads did too rejoice; For they knew that Steven smiled and would bless them with iOS4 real soon and junk; And so would this mean free calls forever with Skype v2.0.1.

And it was more than good, it was rad.

F**k, remind me not to type like that again. Goddamn nightmare.
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Ty Dunitz Ty is an illustrator who stays up too late and must wear glasses. You can follow him on Twitter if you want to (@glitchritual), but he's just gonna throw your stupid PR crap in the garbage, so don't email him.

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