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Apple to Hold Press Conference, Hopefully Ending the Signal Saga

Ty Dunitz
By Miami, FL1 min read
Apple to Hold Press Conference, Hopefully Ending the Signal Saga

This signal thing has gotten blown way out of proportion, yeah? Totally ridiculous. And I'd be lying if I said I hadn't done my part - people like me have made this problem far more a PR issue than a hardware one. But are you really gonna blame us? You want your free bumper, right? Then sit tight, and just let us poke Big Steve some more about this. Just a bit more. I swear, we're almost done, then he's all yours. Five more minutes.

Actually, it seems everyone's prodding may have worked. Apple has called a press conference tomorrow that will hopefully shed some real light on the issue, and what Steve & Friends plan to do about it. Apparently, fixing this is gonna need more than a software update after all.

No shit.

But then again, perhaps the conference won't be more than just a means to ease the market - after all, Apple's quarterly earnings report is on Tuesday, and there is no way they're gonna let the Signal Saga overshadow the fact they made a verified zillion dollars on iPads.

We'll just have to wait and see. Obviously we'll have news tomorrow. Stay tuned!

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Ty Dunitz
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Ty is an illustrator who stays up too late and must wear glasses.

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