It's no wonder people are afraid of technology

Technophopia is not the fear of old dance music. It's the fear of anything using advanced technologies, particularly computers. It's not a huge problem - 85%-90% of people taking on a new job have some degree of technophopia - but it's definitely something that shouldn't be flamed or even encouraged...

...except in this case. We're still trying to find the origin and context, but it's enough to make us laugh for now.