Santa is so sick of this toy delivery thing, guys. Not because he isn’t passionate about showering the well-mannered children of the world with gifts; on the contrary, it’s the only way he gets down. But let’s be real: Santa’s been doing the same damn thing every Christmas for like 200 years now. The guy just needs a change. And change he has brought to his otherwise predictable nightride, trading in his legendary sleigh for… a hovercraft?
Powered by air and the smiles of children the world over, Santa’s new ride looks like a rad time if I’ve ever seen one, but let’s be honest: this has got to be less efficient than flying, the reasons including but not being limited to the fact that for the past week or so, Santa’s just been skidding loops around a beach in Burnham-On-Sea in the UK.
Dude, you’ve got work to do. I’m happy you’ve found a fresh, invigorating new bag, but no wonder popular TV characters are always ‘saving Christmas’ – Santa’s easily distracted.
Also, what the hell is up with all these 50’s-style rock songs about Christmas?
Santa Purchases Hover-Sleigh, Drastically Decreases Toy-Distribution Efficiency
Disclosure: Some of the links in this article are affiliate links and we may earn a small commission if you make a purchase, which helps us to keep delivering quality content to you. Here is our disclosure policy.
Similar Stories
The long-rumoured Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion Remake is not a secret anymore, as Microsoft has just officially announced a livestream...
According to two people familiar with the situation, Huawei Technologies (HWT.UL) intends to start shipping large quantities of its cutting-edge...
In collaboration with Elon Musk’s SpaceX, Atmos Space Cargo sent the first European capsule into space in the Bandwagon-3 rideshare...
