Let me tell you about my rig. Seriously. Grab your milk and cookies, find a spot on the carpet, and let me tell you all about my rig. My rig‘s a Mac Pro, Xeon Quadcore x2 with dual crossfired Radeon 4870s and 12 sweet gigs of RAM. My rig dual-boots to Windows 7. My rig runs Photoshop like a piece of goddam paper. My …mousepad is made of… I dunno, like, felt or something.
My rig is a sissy girl.
If Greensforged knows one thing, it’s that steel is awesome. Hell, it’s the first thing they declare on their website. And they offer the only thing that can truly make my rig truly manly – solid steel mousepads.
Unnecessary? Very much so. But with available models with names like The Ravenholm, The Hugepad, and The Cirque Du Pwnage, I can’t afford not to have one, lest my computer be a total girl. And neither can you.
Seriously, I’ve got the checkout page open right now. I’m thinkin’ Hugepad. It sounds the most muscular.
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