Straight outta the ‘Things You Probably Don’t Care To Know’ department comes Mark Zuckerberg’s new dog, Beast. Now, you might think this isn’t Techi material, but let’s get one thing crystal clear, here: this dog is immeasurably adorable, and if there is one axiom of the universe, it’s that cute things run the internet. That all eight-week-old Pulis (a particular breed of sheepdog) are more or less precisely this cute is completely besides the point, here. I guess Zuck isn’t just a hoodie-clad anti-privacy golem after all. He has a heart – or at least a wise PR team.

Obviously, you want to smother Beast with digital kisses, and who am I to disallow it? You can become a fan of like Beast here.