Today is Toronto’s FanExpo. In celebration of utter geekdom for all, I present to you this day the Alien Pez dispenser – the most terrifying candy delivery system ever released. Childhood: ruined. Designed by Peter Davidson, I have never in my life wanted a Pez dispenser more than this one. And that’s saying something. I’m not even a fan of the franchise.
What? Don’t give me that look – I’m already nerd levels of enthusiastic for a million other franchises. It’s exhausting work! Somebody else can have Alien.
But if you’re an avid Pez collector, don’t start eBaying just yet – unfortunately, there are no current plans to bring this rad dude to mass production. But frankly, I think Pez would be stupid not to. They’d make a killing.
Get it? Killing? …That was weak. Sorry.
Just like you, I am not a fan of the franchise but would buy one of these without hesitation. That says a lot since I don’t even like Pez. This thing is just flat out cool.