Today is Toronto's FanExpo. In celebration of utter geekdom for all, I present to you this day the Alien Pez dispenser - the most terrifying candy delivery system ever released. Childhood: ruined. Designed by Peter Davidson, I have never in my life wanted a Pez dispenser more than this one. And that's saying something. I'm not even a fan of the franchise.
What? Don't give me that look - I'm already nerd levels of enthusiastic for a million other franchises. It's exhausting work! Somebody else can have Alien.
But if you're an avid Pez collector, don't start eBaying just yet - unfortunately, there are no current plans to bring this rad dude to mass production. But frankly, I think Pez would be stupid not to. They'd make a killing.https://unit.n-ost.org/en/
Get it? Killing? ...That was weak. Sorry.
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Ty is an illustrator who stays up too late and must wear glasses.
