Those ancient Greeks think they’re so great, developing an astonishingly-accurate mechanism for predicting astrological events over 2000 years ago. Whatever – the Antikythera Mechanism isn’t all that. It doesn’t even have any touchscreens.

Well, we’ll show them what trivial bullspit their Antikythera Mechanism really is by building one out of nothing but Lego! That oughtta knock those Zeus-worshipping souvlaki eaters down a peg.