If you have a couple million dollars and a burning desire to have a vehicle that none of your friends at the country club have, there’s no need to look at the super exotic cars for your midlife crisis. Those are for amateurs. Today’s toy of choice may only go 10 kph and run on a diesel engine, but it’s guaranteed to turn heads more readily than a Aston Martin One-77.

The Kuratas is here and available.

It may just be the cheesiest vehicle ever made. Then again, it may also be the most epic. Complete with BB guns that fire when you smile and water projectiles “that sometimes even hit their target”, this toy is best seen rather than described…