The answer to the Facebook riddle that’s turning people into giraffes

No, we’re not going to spoil the riddle for you here. You’ll have to see it at that bottom of the Chicago Tribune story, but here’s the riddle itself:

It’s 3 a.m., the doorbell rings and you wake up. Unexpected visitors! It’s your parents and they are here for breakfast. You have strawberry jam, honey, wine, bread and cheese. What is the first thing you open?