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Just Like FaceTime, Except The Faces Are Genitals

Ty Dunitz
By Miami, FL2 min read
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Y'know the horror that is Chatroullette? Surely you've seen your share of gonads by now. Fun, yeah? No? Well whatever, because you can't stop this bum rush - the harrowing experience of Chatroulette is now available on the iPhone 4 as iChatr, an app with all the charm* of the site that spawned it. Utilizing the iPhone 4's forward-facing camera, simply start the app, pop in your pretentious white headphones (for whatever reason, the speakers don't work) and be greeted with the throbbing unmentionables face of a random stranger. Don't like what you see? Swipe, and they're gone, replaced with the next inappropriate stranger. That's really all there is to it. At the time of writing, the app is pretty much featureless otherwise. But then again, does it need to be anything more? Who cares - it's free!

Unforunately, the app doesn't work with older iPhones, obviously due to no frontside camera. But you're hip, aren't you? You already have an iPhone 4, and can't wait to get dirty.

Freedom from porn? Better luck next time, Steve.

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Ty Dunitz
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Ty is an illustrator who stays up too late and must wear glasses.

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