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Paper Tweets, Handly Like A Paper Calculator

Toby Leftly
By Austin, TX1 min read
Paper Tweets, Handly Like A Paper Calculator

Reading the headline there's few surprises here for those bothered to read on.

Someone has invented the Paper Tweet.

You know those notepads that every office buys in the hope that phone messages will be taken more efficiently that no one ever, ever uses?

Well, now there's another kind that no one will ever use as the makers intended.

The note takes all the features of Twitter, and removes every single ounce of usefulness from each and every one of them.

You can direct message someone, or simply tweet. Which predictably in paper format become the same thing.

In offices all around North America, childish nerdy people will waste thousands of man hours on this, and trees everywhere will wait in anguish for the trend to pass.

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Toby Leftly
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Toby is a Mac nerd, a hardware nerd and a web nerd, rolled into one.

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