Whenever I see the word ‘endgame’, the only thing going through my head is Highlander. I wonder why that is. Either way, that’s how the headline up there is meant to be read. Like, imagine the poster for Highlander: Endgame, and just imagine Christopher Lambert is Google, or something. “More Action! More Steamy Scenes! All-New Ending!” All-new ending. If only.
“Google agreed…that it will respect China’s laws and regulations,” said Zhang Feng of China’s Ministry of Industry and Information Technology on Tuesday. “That is to say, it will not provide any information that will endanger China’s national security, damage China’s national interests, instigate ethnic hatred, spread superstitious information, damage social stability, or (provide) pornography, violence or slanderous information.”
In March, you may recall (assuming you frequent Google China with any degree of regularity) Google moved its Chinese-language search to Hong Kong in an effort to maintain its commitment not to censor search results. The Chinese government not deeming the move satisfactory, Google has since halted the redirection, instead offering a large button (read: the entire goddamn page) users can click to Hong Kong style their search. Google Music, Translate, and Product Search are all still available natively on the Chinese home page, as itty-bitty little wee tiny baby text links. Apparently, all this checks out. “The rectification and reform in the annual application basically conforms to regulation,” said Zhang. “As for the question of Hong Kong, this a matter of the company’s internal business conduct.”
I find it endlessly cute that most news sites are reporting the Hong Kong redirect as a ‘button’ or ‘tab’. Seriously, you can click anywhere on the damn page. Anywhere, guys. That still feels like a big f*** you to me, but then again, what do I know?
An awful lot about Highlander, that’s what.