You Can't Stop the Bum Rush. Seriously, You Can't. So Don't Try

See my name, above this post? Click it, and you'll see no shortage of posts about wicked awesome bikes. I love wicked awesome bikes. But first, check out this wicked awesome bike.

Liron Bobrov's Soopa Scoota is a total death sentence of a device - not truly a 'bike', the Tron-inspired Scoota is a downhill sled on two wheels, looks like it fell out of Extreme-G, and if it isn't the most badass mode of transportation you're going to see today, just... just, leave your computer and go sit in a parking lot for awhile, man.

Ironically, I'm not a cyclist.

I'm also so, so sorry I don't have a video for you.

[Via Yanko]