For the gentleman who is just too hot for his own good, Thanko has been gracious enough to supply the most ridiculous hunkalicious gadget the tech world ain’t never seen.
The USB Necktie Cooler 3 doesn’t do anything you’re not expecting by title alone – except of course for turning you into an inescapably sexy lust magnet. You thought the ladies were attracted by your regular tie? What kind of pathetic ignoramus are you? Just plug this blinding sex symbol into a USB port, strike a manly pose, and attract female coworkers and passers-by alike with the gentle whirring of your love tie. All from the comfort of your cubicle!
But sometimes you’re on the go. You can’t stand next to your desk all day; you’ve important business meetings. You’re hungry. What about lunch? Surely you’ll want to continue to woo while you eat. Luckily for you, the USB Necktie Cooler 3 comes with an optional battery pack (4 AAAs) that allows for uninterrupted sexiness, wherever you find yourself. My stars, you’re so handsome.
Naturally, you’re going to want one of these right away, but alas – USB Necktie 3 is unavailable outside of Japan. But don’t cry! A man like you doesn’t need to cry. You’re made of things like meat and granite. You know not this ‘cry’. Afterall, USB Necktie 2 is still readily available for import.
This is the best thing since TV Hat.
I’ve been waiting absolutely forever to mention TV Hat again. You don’t even know, guys.