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Your Accommodations Do The Travelling For You!

Ty Dunitz
By Miami, FL2 min read
Your Accommodations Do The Travelling For You!

I’m completely fed up with hotels that stay in once place, man. Had it up to here. Haven’t you? They way they...don’t move? What kind of middle-aged barbarism is that?

Thank goodness the hotel industry has finally caught up with today’s nomad. Rotel Tours is a German company that - yes - provides hotel accommodations, crammed into an enormous bus.

A pimped-out Mercedes 0404 that kinda looks more like a firetruck on steroids than anything, Rotel’s rides accommodate 24 passengers, each of whom get their own passenger seat and coffin-like sleeping berth. All 24 have to share a toilet, though. That must be one busy toilet.

If you don’t enjoy tight spaces, go back to your graceless, five-star, stationary hotel. Savage.

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Ty Dunitz
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Ty is an illustrator who stays up too late and must wear glasses.

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